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Welcome to the WideFetish Store. This store stocks some of the tools of ignorance needed for your wide adventures. This store is an off-shoot of FishProducts, but it is not FishProducts. Some items are exclusive to this WideFetish Store, and are not available on the regular FISHProducts site. Add items to your shopping cart, and then when you are ready to check out, it will automatically take you to the PayPal site. You do not need a PayPal account to buy things here. You can pay with a credit card directly on the PayPal site. Be sure to add in your shipping charges here on this page (see the bottom of the page). Thanks for stopping by! Any questions? Email us.

WideFetish ChalkBags

These are the super sized bags all the cool kids like JayBro and Scuffy B are using when pumping plywood. These are a WideFetish exclusive. Capacity is around 5 luscious blocks of chalk if you load it. Great for the wide or a really long route. Stay open rim, collar closure, topo or toothbrush holder, exceeding Regal tapestry fabrics, and made by FishProducts! Go figure!

To spice up your bag with some sort of mini dingle balls or doily-like trim, just add the Party Fringe from the pull down menu.

Chalk and belt are NOT included. Collar colors may not be what you see here, but the body fabric will be identical.



All of the above patterns are sold out!
Please pick from the patterns below.

Brand New Fabrics JUST IN!
Black Suns (SOLD OUT)

Gray Suns(SOLD OUT)

 

Tapestry

Green Stripes Green/Gold Stripes

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WF Chalk Bag Belts

A buckle on your chalk bag is just looking for trouble. This super strong belt uses a state of the art system to ensure you NEVER drop your chalkbag... a knot. Long enough to go around most men and leave a nice tail. 65 inches of 9/16" tubular nylon. If you are super giant, let us know and we'll add a few inches for ya. Random colors.

 

 

 

Take note of the secret knot. This is the recommended method for all WideFetish Chalk Bag attachments.

 

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Endo Chalk

Industry standard for decades! We get a good deal on this stuff by buying up the broken blocks that will not look good on the shelf at REI. I personally pound them up to a fine crumble and then package them in re-useable packaging.... a zip lock bag. Available in 1lb and 5lb bags.

There is no way this old ad could be wrong.... Be a Top Professional and get some Endo NOW!


Who is that guy anyway??

 

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Tape

Johnson and Johnson makes the best tape going. We are offering it in two sizes: 1" for fingers (Zonas style) and 1.5" for full hand or pant leg taping (Coach style)
We also offer a budget tape for heavy tapers or "tape glove" users. This econo tape is pretty good, but J&J is still the best.
J&J Coach bubble pack is 1.5" x 10yds
J&J Coach and Econo are 1.5" x 15yds
The J&J Zonas 1" tape is 10yds per roll
What size or kind?

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Tincture

Ahhhh.... that smell... that tincture smell.... it smells like...... Old-school! Used as a taping base this stuff will make even budget tape stick like mad. Probably toxic, but widely used. One bottle should last years.		 SOLD OUT <
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WF Gear Sling

The classic over the shoulder bandolier. Made from super thick 2" wide webbing that is rolled and sewn in the racking area. You can also use this as a full strength runner. White only.
Small, Med, Large.

As you can see, these two have been fully outfitted at the WideFetish Store. Click the pic to check out all the summit assuring purchases they have made.

 

 

 

This is all we had available for models.
That Gear Sling sure does look good though.

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Swami Webbing

Creeping deep into some tight void sucks in the modern harness. Use this 18ft length of 1" webbing instead. It's light, bomber, stylish, and enables you to swing the tie-in knot from side to side. You'll get numerous wraps from the length depending on waist size. I would say one size fits all, but I've seen some of you guys. Maroon only.

 

 

And if you get in trouble somewhere....
this baby will make a ton of bail slings.

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WF Pusher

Basically a rabbit runner that can be threaded directly into your swami webbing, or girth hitched to a regular harness. The basic idea is to clip your big cam into the far end loop, and push the cam as you go up the OW, effectively giving you a top rope the whole way. Made from 9/16" tubular nylon webbing, just long enough to keep your cam at arms length. End loops are sheathed in 1" tube for added abrasion resistance. Random colors.


This is the basic idea.
 Obviously the cam and biner
do not come with the Pusher.

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Rugby Shirts

These are imported direct from Great Britain. I looked at the U.S. versions and they were crap.
Features: 100% Heavyweight Pre-Shrunk Combed Cotton
Reactive Dyed
Taped Shoulders & Twin Needle Hems
Rubber Buttons
Ribbed Lycra Cuffs
White Contrast Collar & Covered Placket
Contrast Taped Side Vents
Don't let the pre-shrunk fool you. They still shrink and from my findings, all men will wear a large. Men being about 5'10" tall, up to 200lbs, 44" chest, and fit but not svelte. If you are bigger than this, email us so I can special order an XL for you. Women will wear a medium, even if you have a 40" chest. If you are a very petite woman, then you are just out of luck. If you don't see your size or desired color, that means we are out of stock.

I'm putting these guys in here because they look much better than me while modeling a Rugger.

ALL SHIRTS SOLD OUT!!!
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T-Shirts

Just your basic Ash colored T-Shirt, made of 100% cotton. Even though we all hate the "I Heart anything" motif, that overworked and uninspired phrase just might be the joy of this particular design.

Here's to the Wide! Raise your glass to some Wide. White all cotton T's.


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real eyefull of these fine garments.
The "Heart" T's are Ash, and the "Here's to the Wide" shirts are White.

 
Wide T-Shirts

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This spot reserved for cool-ass future stuff, like maybe some hardware I picked up on Ebay real cheap and want to pass on, or the new WF Kingsbury head garments I'm working on.... or ... Ed's How To Wide It Video. Or maybe a giant DONATE button, so I can buy some beers or something to supply the next WideFest?

 

 

 

 

Order info and Shipping:

***YOU NEED TO ADD YOUR OWN SHIPPING CHARGES***

Your order should be shipped right away, as all the items listed should be in stock. We will notify you if anything funny happens. Email us with any questions or comments or special instructions.

Shipping via the PayPal shopping cart was some sort of messed up and did not provide the options we needed. So.... Use the drop down menus to the right to figure out your shipping charges. You will need to guess on the weight of your shipment. I know you can do it. If you have 5 pounds of chalk, a Rugby Shirt and a chalkbag..... bet that box is going to weight about 9 pounds. One pound of chalk, a Tincture and a Gear Sling? Try about 2.5lbs. Go ahead... take a guess and then use the drop down menu to add the shipping charges to your cart. We will be shipping via Priority Mail 97.4% of the time.
If you think your shipment is going to be over 15lbs or you live in Guam or somewhere outside of the Great 48, you should probably email us first.

 

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